Fun book recommendation of the day
Fat Vampire is a new twist on the decades old story of Vampires, the Vampire humor! Vampires are immortal, but what if, when you became a vampire, you were fat! This means you have to be in your same body forever!
Reginald Baskin is an overweight treadmill salesman and finally he meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him. But his favorite co-worker, Maurice, turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire. Maurice turns Reginald to a Vampire to save his life. But Reginald is now the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to heal to his corpulent self for all of eternity!
Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire. He is too slow to catch people to feed on. He is mocked by those he tries to attract. He is assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead. But as the Vampire Council decides to kill him for being an inferior representative of their race, he discovers in himself rare powers that few vampires have.